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Reader. Writer. Thinker. Fanboy. Manboy. Autist. Atheist. Misanthropist. Proud of it all. I've been blogging about the Japanese pop phenomenon called Johnny's (and the occasional other topic) since 2006. I'm not here to make friends. I'm here to share my opinion. If you like it then feel free to subscribe. If you don't like it then feel free to bugger off. :P For more about me read the About me page.



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Jan26

I’m not a crook!

by Kamichan on January 26th, 2012 at 4:00 am
Posted In: For My Sake, Johnny's

Megaupload founder Kim Dotcom was denied bail at North Shore District Court on Wednesday. Judge David McNaughton ruled that despite his family ties in New Zealand Dotcom posed a significant flight risk because he had access to money and forged travel documents. Also, Dotcom – who is a German national – had an incentive to flee the country: if he returned to Germany he’d be safe from extradition to the U.S. because Germany and the U.S. don’t have an extradition agreement. Dotcom will remain in custody at least until February 22 when the first of – presumably – several extradition hearings will be held. Legal experts expect the extradition process to take a considerable amount of time, at least a couple of months, because of the complexity of the case and the fact that both the prosecution and the defense will most likely appeal any rulings that will be made against them. It’s also worth noting what most most mainstream media outlets fail to report, namely that Dotcom‘s extradition to the U.S. is by no means a done deal. Even Judge Naughton acknowledged in his ruling that “there appears to be an arguable defence, at least in respect of the breach of copyright charges“.

Some conspiracy theorists claim that it was a bit too much of a coincidence that Megapload was shut down just one day after half the Internet blacked out last week in protest of the controversial SOPA and PIPA censorship bills. The truth is, authorities cracked down on Kim Dotcom and his empire on Friday because Dotcom had a big birthday party planned for Saturday, a good opportunity to arrest not only Dotcom himself but also three of his Mega Co-conspirators who had already arrived at Dotcom‘s lavish New Zealand estate for the party.

But another theory is emerging on why Megaupload was targeted by the authorities. Last December a new service called Megabox was launched in beta as what Dotcom described as Megaupload’s iTunes competitor, which would even eventually offer free premium movies via Megamovie (to be launched in 2012), and cater to unsigned artists who would be able to sell their music through the service and retain 90% of the earnings, or even profit from their work by giving it away for free. Dotcom: “Yes that’s right, we will pay artists even for free downloads. The Megakey business model has been tested with over a million users and it works“. It’s not a big surprise that this revolutionary business model that was going to bypass record labels, the RIAA and the entire music establishment was not popular with the industry. And the industry’s arms are long and powerful as the example of Robert Bennett shows. Bennett, who is best known for defending President Bill Clinton during the Lewinsky scandal, was going to defend Megaupload in their upcoming trial but has been forced to withdraw from the case.

John F Kennedy once said “Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable“. This holds true even in this case, although it is by no means a call for actual physical violence against anyone. But allegorically speaking the entertainment industry has been going through its fair share of revolutions in the past decades, and it has fought every single one of them as fervently as stubbornly. Whenever new technology came along that would endow consumers with more freedom to create, use, alter or share media the industry was against it and released the hounds (i.e. the lawyers). They fought audio cassette tapes, they fought photocopiers, they fought VCRs, they fought CD burners, they fought Tivo. Now they’re fighting the Internet. They fought every single new technology that would give consumers more freedom. And we the people fought back. Violently. Not by breaking windows or skulls. But by breaking the law. As in every revolution there were casualties along the way. Many people were tried, some were convicted. But in the end it was the consumers who got what they wanted. Every. Single. Time.

This is the 21st century, and the entertainment industry still hasn’t learned its lesson. The lesson is: people want stuff. And they want it quickly, easily, and at a reasonable price. Think ebooks. You don’t need any paper or ink to produce an ebook, and delivering an ebook to a customer, say via iTunes or Kindle, costs virtually nothing. Yet some ebooks are even more expensive than the printed version. I mean, what the fuck?

Also, imagine the following conversation at a supermarket cash out:

Cashier: “This sausage is $2.99.”
Customer: “Yeah, okay, that’s cool.”
Cashier: “It’s for making sandwiches. Are you gonna use this sausage to make sandwiches?”
Customer: “Um, I guess. I might also put some of  it on a pizza though.”
Cashier: “$2.99 is for sandwiches only. If you’re gonna use it for pizza I’m gonna have to charge you extra. That’ll make it $3.49.”
Customer: “…”
Cashier: “Also, I’m gonna need your address and phone number.”
Customer: “What? Why?!?”
Cashier: “The ASIA might occasionally come and check whether or not you use the sausage in any way other than specified in the license agreement. ”
Customer: “The ASIA?”
Cashier: “The American Sausage Industry Association.”
Customer: “…”
Cashier: “Is this sausage intended for your own personal consumption?”
Customer: “Well, my wife and kids…”
Cashier: “That’ll be an extra 10 cents for each additional person.”
Customer: “My wife and kids are dead.”
Cashier: “I’m sorry for your loss, sir. But I’m gonna need their death certificates. Just to be sure.”

The industry needs to wake up and smell the Kool-Aid. People want stuff. What they don’t want is to open an account and share tons of personal information every time they listen to a song, read a book or watch a movie. Unless the industry changes their ways and comes up with a business model for the 21st century piracy will prevail. The industry doesn’t respect consumers and it doesn’t respect consumers’ wishes. It only respects consumers’ money. However, I’m a consumer, and the irony is that sometimes they don’t even want my money. I’m actually ready to pay money to watch the latest episode of The Simpsons or Johnny’s Jr.land. But I want to watch them when everyone else is watching them and in the original language, not in a couple of months in a poorly dubbed German version (like The Simpsons) or never unless I travel halfway across the globe (like Johnny’s Jr.land). I’m ready to part with my money, but apparently the industry doesn’t want it. I’m forced into piracy. That can’t be right.

There are ways to make this work for everybody. In my country we have taxes on photocopiers and DVD burners. A couple of dollars on every photocopier and every DVD burner that is sold. The money goes into a pool and from there it’s distributed to writers and composers and producers whose work will inevitably be copied by someone, somewhere, somehow. And guess what, it fucking works.

Put a tax on the Internet. A dollar per month for every Internet user. 2 billion Internet users. $24 billion per year. Just take the goddamn money, stop treating me like a criminal and let me fucking watch my movies and TV shows, let me listen to my music, and let me share the good stuff with my friends. If we really like what we see or hear we’re even gonna buy a physical copy, because us fangirls and fanboys are awesome like that.

Get your heads out of your asses, industry people. It can’t be that difficult.

In other, totally related news people everywhere need to act up against ACTA, the equally evil cousin of SOPA and PIPA. If ACTA had been in place eight years ago I never even would have heard of Johnny’s. I never would have personally carried $15,000 of my own hard earned cash to Japan. I never would have started this blog, and subsequently this blog never would have pumped ¥15 million (and counting!) into the Japanese economy.

Think about that, industry suckers. Think about that, Mr Johnny-san. And again: stop treating me like a criminal. Because like it or not, but you need people like me more than people like me need you.

 

└ Tags: fandom, fav, rant
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Jan24

When average is better than good

by Kamichan on January 24th, 2012 at 7:44 am
Posted In: Johnny's

*spoilers*

I’m in a bit of a bad mood today, so I probably shouldn’t even be sitting here reviewing TV shows because my judgement might be not as benevolent as it would be if I were in a better mood, but things have to get done. So here we go.

In episode 16 of Johnny’s Jr.land (look up Jr land 16 on YouTube) we first see some advanced Doule Dutch practice of the turquoise and pink teams before we get to the actual battle. As always it’s pretty amazing to see the extremely steep learning curve that kids have when they learn something new. And it’s also great to see how much fun they have learning new things, if learning is made fun. Too bad that many parents, teachers and school officials still think that learning isn’t supposed to be fun, but I digress.

After another extensive training session we finally get to the actual battle. Both teams are doing a really good job, there are no complete failures, no obvious mistakes. I like both teams, I don’t have a favourite, but team leader Shintaro scores 7 extra points with me because at one point he slaps Ryo‘s butt. Yeah, I know, I’m way too easily amused. The Double Dutch judge is much more of a professional than me and he awards a rare victory to the pink team.

Next up, Takahashi Saneyasu is having his brain mirrored. My first thought when I see his chart is: he’s simple. At least a bit simpler than previous candidates who divided their brain charts into quite a bit more than just six sections. Unfortunately my Japanese isn’t good enough to thoroughly analyze the things he says in this segment. He always seems good for a laugh, although I’m never quite sure whether people are laughing with him or at him.I guess it’s a bit of both, which kinda makes me like him a bit more.

The Junior Dream Live is another very nice performance of With you by Sexy Zone. I love Sexy Zone, and I love With you, but I’ve reached the point where I’m dying for a new Sexy Zone song.

Answer Station segment with Jinguji, Nakaken and Shori. They’re talking about food. I’m not interested so I stop listening and just watch three beautiful people.

To sum it up, it was an average JJL episode, which probably makes it sound worse than it actually was. Keep in mind that even the worst JJL episode is still a million times better than any of the Yan Yan JUMP episodes we’ve seen in the last couple of weeks.

Speaking of Yan Yan JUMP, here’s my review of this week’s episode: Yabu and Hikaru eat. At the end I get to play janken against a very fresh 13-year-old Junior by the name of Kajiyama Asahi. That’s a cool name, Asahi. It means “tomorrow morning sun“. Anyway, we play janken, I go for paper and I win! \:D/

A 21-minute show, two good minutes at the beginning (the Live Stage) and one good minute at the end (the janken) = NOT. ENOUGH.

As a special service for my readers, here’s a preview of my review of next week’s Yan Yan JUMP: Yabu and Hikaru eat. Tune in next week for more.

Jaa~

 

 

 

└ Tags: Hashimoto Ryo, Jinguuji Yuta, Kajiyama Asahi, Morimoto Shintaro, Nakajima Kento, Sato Shori, Sexy Zone, [Song] With you, [TV] Johnny's Jr.land, [TV] Yan Yan JUMP
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Jan22

Yu go, Yugo!

by Kamichan on January 22nd, 2012 at 10:13 am
Posted In: Johnny's

Hello, my name is Kamichan and today is Sunday. Oh well, let’s just get on with it.

  • Yan Yan JUMP 2012-01-22 Yuuki100% & Magic Power.avi (1024×574)
  • School Kakumei 2012-01-22 SUPER DELICATE.avi (1024×576)

Not a lot to say about the YYJ Live Stage. Yuuki100% is always great to see and hear. As for Magic Power… damn you, Yabu, Hikaru, and all you chibi and not so chibi Juniors. Damn you for making me enjoy this! D:

Not to say a lot about the SK Live Stage either. I love the song, and I’m confident that it will succeed. Haha, succeed, get it? No? succeed (no caps) is the third song on the regular edition of SUPER DELICATE (all caps). Swedish songwriters again, both have written stuff for KAT-TUN before. So yeah.

Anyway, what I hate about this Live Stage is that it was the first TV performance of SUPER DELICATE and we have only three members present. That sucks ass. What I love about the Live Stage though is the fact that Yugo is back. He couldn’t have picked a worse time to break his collar bone. With the Sexy Zone debut and the effective disbandment of B.I.Shadow it would have been a perfect opportunity for the agency to tell him “Get well soon, but don’t bother coming back.” Glad that hasn’t happened. For now he’s just back dancing (like Shintaro), but I sure hope that they’ll hand him a microphone again soon (like Shintaro). The world needs more Yugo. I need more Yugo.

I also need more sleep. Good night~

 

└ Tags: Kouchi Yugo, Morimoto Shintaro, Yabu Kota, Yaotome Hikaru, [Song] Magic Power, [Song] Super Delicate, [Song] Yuuki100%, [TV] School Kakumei, [TV] Yan Yan JUMP
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