This post is for Hikaru, and Hikaru only. If you’re not Hikaru, don’t read it.
My dear Hikaru,
I hate you. And by hate of course I mean love. I hate to love you and I love to hate you. You’re one of the greatest people I know, one of my all-time favourites. And you’re not even pretty. You’re one of the weirdest looking people I have ever seen. But that’s okay, because you’re also one of the sexiest.
You used to be an annoying little brat, and you’ve grown into an annoying little man. And that, too, is okay because there is a certain kind of annoying that I like a lot. Your kind.
We should be together, you and I. I’d beat you up every single day, because you deserve it. But I’d also guard you and protect you and make sure you can go on and make all your dreams come true. Because you deserve that too.
Have a great birthday, and a great year – many great years – ahead. I will always be your biggest fan.
Love,
Kamichan
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