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You know, being the great guy that I am I have of course ticket brokers all over the planet to keep me updated on… pretty much everything you can buy tickets for. Today they’re sending me this. This is not a movie or something. They’re advertising a live show. Hm, I wonder why the tickets are so cheap? Could it be BECAUSE ALL THE PEOPLE IN IT ARE ALREADY DEAD?!? Idiots!

God, if these three ladies were still alive I’d love to see their faces when you show them this. “Look, we’re selling your tickets for 10 quid now.”

Okay, it’s actually a group of 25 dancers paying an hommage to those divas, but you certainly can’t tell from that picture. I should send this to Jay Leno really.

Anyway, my point is: pay a little more and get the real stars. No, I didn’t buy a ticket for a Judy Garland concert. She’s still dead, remember? However, very soon I won’t be in Kansas anymore. Not that I’m there now, but… you know.

I’m happy to announce that the little countdown thingy you see on the top right of this page now finally actually makes sense. It used to display the time left until the first Summary concert. Now it displays the time left until the first Summary concert, with me in the audience.

I paid – get this – two barrels of oil for this damn ticket. Interestingly, back in 2004 I spent three barrels on West Side Story. You figure out what that means.

Anyway, yeah. I bought my ticket today. Now I feel as empty as my pocket.

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