Dear Takada Sho,
I’m sure you’re a nice guy and everything, but I totally do not appreciate the way you make Keito look stupid. I’m gonna have to kill you severely punish you by tickling the shit out of you. No wait…
Actually… strike that, I love it when Keito looks stupid. Makes me want to cuddle him. I don’t know, must be my motherly instincts or something.
(Full episode here)
Yeah, I know, I know. Last week I came up with the great headline Keito got fingered, so in order to stay true to myself today’s headline should read Keito got fisted, but for some reason I felt uncomfortable with that. So I just translated the name of this silly little game, and it’s fist drop. Totally lame, but what are you gonna do.
In other news, new V6 single release. Yay. 
The Johnny’s release schedule goes well into June now (friggin’ JUNE for god’s sake, the year is already half over!), and still no sign of another Hey!Say!JUMP single (and I won’t even mention the word that starts with “albu” and ends with “lbum”). Dear Johnny-san, since you don’t seem to want my money anymore I’m just gonna spend it all on comic books and candy. XP
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