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I was bored today, and a good thing to do when you’re bored is to learn something new, because learning is fun. So I went over to Urban Dictionary and browsed random entries. Did you know that a cobra yawn is “the involuntary spraying of saliva while yawning, much like the venom spray from a cobra“? I didn’t, but it has happened to me before. o_O

Anyway, after a while I started typing in random search terms and then I finally got the idea to look up Hey!Say!JUMP members’ names. Not all of them were defined, but those that were ranged from weird to rather funny:

• Takaki
  a titty or a cock
  dude, did u see her takaki’s!? they were hot.
  OR
  chica, did u see his big ass takaki? it was smokey
• Kei
  the coolest chick in the world, it’s pronounced like ‘Kay’ but cooler in that it’s a funky way of spelling it
  “Kei your so fucking awesome i want to have wild and hot sex with you”
• Kota
  A noob who can be found in Blogworld, #lk, or Last Knight forums. His habits include hunting monsters, general tomfoolery, and long walks on the beach.
  Kota: LUL I R ON DE URBAN
  Ross: NO WAI
• Yuri
  1. Explicit lesbian relationships in anime or manga
  2.To be the first to do something. Derived from Yuri Gagarin, first human in space.
  1. Makoto and Ami of Sailor Moon have long been suspected of being involved in a yuri subplot.
  2. Bob pulled a Yuri and leapt from the second story of the building to the first to save time. Nobody had ever done that before.
• Morimoto
  One who baits his team mates.
  I thought we were fighting together, but I took all the bullets because my team mate was being a morimoto.
• Ryosuke
  a person who can put on 10 kilos and lose 10 kilos in two weeks
  Blimey mate, you just did a Ryosuke. Im proud of you.

And finally, my personal favourite:

• Yuto
  A metrosexual jap who`s cool and makes people laugh by doing ridiculous things.
  Yuto, stop eating food off the floor!

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And in other news: on June 24 TOKIO are going to re-release 19 singles, 6 albums and 7 DVDs (complete listing: YesAsia – CD Japan). Of course this has nothing to do with their 15th anniversary, but with the fact that TOKIO’s record label is J-Storm, and J-Storm need to clear out their basement to make room for all the Hey!Say!JUMP releases that will be coming up later this year. Or something.

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