Okay since there’s not a lot going on in Johnny’s world today, and nobody seems to be willing to upload yesterday’s Shonen Club for my entertainment, I’m gonna make a little real life entry. Sorry if this is boring, except it shouldn’t be because it’s actually quite… shocking. D:
It’s about one of the major downsides of fame. D:
It’s about stalking. D:
I, Kamichan, have a stalker. DD:
Yes, there is somebody who is following me around! DDD:
But I’m not stupid. I have eyes in the back of my head (not pretty, but rather useful), and I remember faces very well. So when I saw that person last Friday in a place where I never would have expected him, I quickly turned around and took a photo so I can expose that evil man to the world.
No, it’s not the kid in the bottom left corner (although he does look kinda evil). It’s that… bronze… man… statue thing.
I’m not kidding.
He’s a street artist who poses as a living statue. It’s quite impressive really. He manages to stand absolutely motionless for hours on end (even fooling the pigeons), except when you drop some money in the little tin jar at his feet he takes a little bow or raises his arm or something to thank you. I’ve seen little kids scream like they’ve seen the devil when he suddenly moved. XD
I first saw this guy at Covent Garden when I was in London in February. And to my great surprise when I was walking down Grafton Street in Dublin last Friday… he was there waiting for me. *insert dramatic music*
Of course he’s not the only street artist in the world who does that type of thing, but like I said, I remember faces very well, and he has a very memorable face (especially the nose), so I’m absolutely 100% positive that it’s the same guy.
So I’m in London for 3 days in February, and in Dublin for 1 day in July, and he’s there both times? What are the odds? So creepy. D:
Who knows what he’s up to? He might be out to kill me! D: I am NEVER gonna leave my apartment again.
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