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Dear readers,

I’m very sorry, but we have to talk about a very serious and very unpleasant issue today, because in this day and age it can affect every single one of us, either as a victim or as a perpetrator, no matter whether we live on the snow covered hills of Daegwallyeong, the waterless plains of Taklamakan, or indeed the the fertile riverbanks of the Okavango.

We have to talk about stalking. D:

We all remember the horror we felt when a couple of months ago the greatest star in the universe, Morimoto Ryutaro, was stalked by a crazy fan with a knife and had his mobile phone taken away. This caused great concern, not only among fans but also within Johnny’s Jimusho. Emergency meetings were held, not only to discuss how to deal with such incidents, but also how to avenge the emotional distress Ryutaro had to go through, and how to prevent future incidents by means of preemptive strike.

Yes, my fellow fangirls and fanboys, the Gordian Knot has been cut, the straw has broken the camel’s back, the die is cast.

They jumped the shark as it was crossing the Delaware, and now the eagle has landed.

It’s Star Wars VII – The Jimusho Strikes Back. Emperor Johnny Palpatine is sending out his stormtroopers to do unto others what they do not want  done to themselves, and that is to stalk them, to intimidate them, and even to take away their money. It’s quite outrageous.

I am asking you, my fellow world citizens, to stop whatever it is that you’re are doing for a moment so we can all pay our respects to David Kerry (51, engineer) and Brian Carrs (55, production manager), two great American patriots and, indeed, heroes, who fell victim to Johnny’s new policy of scare tactics against random strangers.

I know this is shocking, and some of you may find these images disturbing. But this is the time for all of us to not look away any longer.

Because today it’s Brian and David. Tomorrow it could be you.

It’s appalling, and my heart goes out to these two brave men. Brian, David, I know this must be a difficult time for you, but if you ever want to talk I’ll always be there for you.

*cough*

Aaaaanyway…

Here’s the full episode. It’s all Yuruge this week, there is another segment of Keito and Takada stalking kids in a cram school, and the rest is fun and games in the studio. Not great quality as it’s my own recording, but hey, at least it’s fast and free, so…

Theme: ゆるゲー – Yuruge

Sensei: 井ノ原快彦 – Inohara Yoshihiko (V6)

Students:

岡本圭人 Okamoto Keito
高田翔 Takada Sho
戸塚祥太 Totsuka Shota
真田佑馬 Sanada Yuma
藤ヶ谷太輔 Fujigaya Taisuke
山下翔央 Yamashita Shoon


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I’ll upload a better quality version if one should become available.

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